Paris Hilton is the modern day Aphrodite, the Greek Goddess of Love.
The internet was just born and already it has 6 billion websites, one
for every person on Earth today. Human beings are obsessed with writing
and even more obsessed with Paris Hilton, the number one search on the
internet. Lets get to know a little about our modern day Aphrodite aka
Venus, the Goddess of Love, Beauty and Sex worshipped by the Greek and
Roman people 4 thousand years ago. Paris Hilton proves once again that
sex sells both hamburgers and religion.
The Greek Goddess Aphrodite Festival is called the Aphrodisiac, which
was celebrated all over Greece especially in Athens and Corinth.
Christina Onassis was the heiress of Aristotle Onassis the Greek
shipping billionaire. We are talking real money here. Christina was
Aristotle’s only living child, a real heiress, like Jennifer Gates, 9,
and Phoebe Gates, 3, the two daughters of the world’s richest man, send
me the Bill Gates, at $51 billion dollars and counting. Bill and
Melinda French of Dallas Texas have given so much money to charity that
they have completely eradicated poverty in Africa. Paris Hilton, if she
is lucky enough to make it into her grandfather’s will will be lucky to
inherit one million dollars. The One with the money, Paris’ great
grandfather Conrad Hilton, (whose son Nicky was the first husband of
Elizabeth Taylor), left the grand total of nothing to his 4 children.
He married his third wife at 87 and then left his entire fortune to the
Catholic Church. Paris’ grandfather Barron Hilton went to court to
contest the will and he won, becoming the first person ever to defeat
the Vatican in court, walking away with a few hundred million. He has 8
kids. They have kids. Paris’ slice of the pie could be $200,000,
walking around money for the Sultan of Brunei, whose oil fields America
is now spending its blood to protect. That is hot – not.
Being an heiress is normally a mirage, as Christina Onassis can testify
to. Have you ever noticed how many pop icons cash in on Jesus’ story
right in their names? It’s like people’s minds are like search engines
responding either positively or negatively to certain keywords like
Paris Hilton. Madonna, the Virgin Mary, Christ Ina Aguilera, Britney
Spears, I have a pain in my side, said Jesus. Is that a spear in my
ribcage or are you just happy to see me? Jesus Christ was a Jewish
Rabbi painted by the Greek New Testament writers with the Godlike
qualities of the Greek Goddess Eurynome and Bellerophon and his flying
horse Pegasus and several other Greek deities. You can read all about
it at The Temple of Love. 20 million Christian and Jewish children lost
their lives in WW2 aka The War Against the Jews because according to
stories which God of Mount Sinai aka Jesus aka Allah aka Elohim Himself
endlessly calls man made legends and fairy tales right in the Holy
Bibles, the Jewish people killed this half real half fictitious
character 2,000 years ago in Jerusalem. Humans have a problem
separating fact from fiction. At least Paris Hilton is a real person.
I’ve seen her. I’ve touched her. I’ve kissed her. Her lips are as
candy. Her legs are as ladders.
Sex sells. Paris Hilton was a nobody, an extra in a series of B movies
until the videotape of her coiting Rick Salomon in “1 Night in Paris”
showed up on the internet last year at the same time that The Simple
Life debuted. People are fascinated by infamy. Did you know that the
male cat’s penis has spines which point backwards? Upon withdrawal of
the penis the spikes rake the walls of the female’s vagina. The female
needs this stimulation for ovulation to begin. Paris Hilton, outraged
over the release of the video, raked in $400,000 plus a percentage of
the profits of the film which shot her to super stardom. Without that
video Paris Hilton is serving cocktails at Studio 54 today instead of
dancing on the bar topless with the world’s media murdering each other
for a snapshot of Paris Hilton half nude.
Paris Whitney Hilton was named after Whitney Houston because her name
wasn’t famous enough. During the Aphrodite Festival, the Aphrodisiac,
in Corinth Greece, the men had intercourse with the Priestesses of
Aphrodite. This was considered a method of worshipping Aphrodite. What
did you get for Christmas? In the Holy Temple in Jerusalem the Priests
lured the people in with The Temple Prostitutes who lived in the Holy
Temple in Jerusalem. King Solomon who built the Holy Temple had 900
wives, concubines and mistresses. Compared to him Jesus was a mere
piker with his Mary Magdalene and a few of her girlfriends. Do you hear
what I’m saying girlfriend? At least Paris Hilton is a real person.
Aphrodite was born as an 18 year old Paris Hilton in the Sea off of
Cyprus after Cronus cut off Uranus’ genitals and the elder God’s blood
and semen dropped on the Sea where they began to foam. Aphrodite rose
out of the foam in her 18 year old birthday suit. When did people
become so prudish? Going wild over 1 Night in Paris? 4,000 years ago
mating with hookers in the Temple was normal. In 1879 William-Adolphe
Bouguereau painted the Birth of Venus, (Venus was Aphrodite’s Roman
name), which showed the full face on nude 18 year old Aphrodite being
born rising from the sea foam. How did Hugh Hefner get to be called
risqué? And where did all the paintings and likenesses of Jesus come
from? There isn’t one single word of description of Jesus in the Holy
Bible or anywhere else.
Sex sold religion then and it still sells it today. The Las Vegas
Hilton boasts the world’s largest free standing sign, “Welcome Idiots”.
The hijackers on 911 fully expected to hit the twin towers then
immediately wake up in eternal paradise with 72 virgins and wine with
no side effects, because they read it in their Bible. Lot, the only
righteous man in sin city, (Tony the Ant came in second) Sodom and
Gomorrah was saved by God and rewarded with wine and sex with his two
virgin daughters. Oscar Goodman, the mayor of Las Vegas with 85% of the
vote was the mob’s lawyer who represented Meyer Lansky, Ace Rosenthal,
Tony the Ant and corrupt San Diego mayor Roger Hedgecock to get the
job. He recently said on Television, “Those who deface freeways with
graffiti should have their thumbs cut off on Television.” Violence
sells too. At least Paris Hilton is real.
