Whatever you are doing at this very moment can be made better by a bit
of laughter. Okay, probably not heart surgery, but you get the idea. So
without further delay, it is time to laugh to these quotes, thoughts
and ramblings.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they're okay, then it's you. - Rita Mae Brown
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we
really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - Russell
Baker
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly
what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly
disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened. - Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of
people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas
Adams
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a
jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for
everything. - Paris Hilton
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he
should see how it is with representation. - Rush Limbaugh
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer J. Simpson
My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. - Dan Rather
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men
with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. -
Albert Einstein
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. - Bill Cosby
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein
There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. - Terry Pratchett
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes we want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
